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Alexa takes hands-free voice commands on Windows 10 PCs    Engadget Amazon Alexa for Windows 10 Goes Hands-Free    Thurrott.com Alexa's Windows 10 App Goes Hands-Free    Tom's Hardware Amazon updates Alexa for Windows 10 with hands-free wake, Pandora support    Windows Central You can now invoke Alexa on Windows PCs hands-free    VentureBeat View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 05:52AM

'Game of Thrones' Returns to Form With the Brutal, Intrigue-Heavy "The Last of the Starks"    /FILM Man, That Party Sucked    The Cut The Real Reason Jaime Left Brienne at Winterfell    Yahoo Lifestyle Dracarys! Is madness about to reign in Game of Thrones?    The Guardian Game of Thrones Did Brienne and Missandei Dirty    Vulture View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 06, 2019 at 09:00PM

These 3 Tech-Related Developments Either Make Perfect Sense Or None At All    Seeking Alpha Warren Buffett is unfazed by news of deteriorating US-China trade talks    Yahoo Finance Warren Buffett: US workers are 'roadkill' in tariff wars    Fox Business Warren Buffett on Trump's tough trade negotiations: Sometimes you have to 'act half crazy'    CNBC OLD MEN YELLING AT BITCOIN: Critics Crawl Out of the Woodwork as BTC Prices Climb    BitcoinerX View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 06:03AM

Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Almost Made Their Red Carpet Debut At The Met Gala And Then Didn't….    Access Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Arrive at 2019 Met Gala Together    E! NEWS Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Make It Met Gala Official, Posing at First Major Event as a Couple    PEOPLE.com Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Arrive at the 2019 Met Gala Together: Pics!    Us Weekly Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx's Met Gala Outing Might Be Their Most High-Profile Date Night Yet    POPSUGAR View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 07:35AM

Don McLean loses lifetime achievement award due to domestic violence incident    Press Herald Lifetime Achievement Award Announced Then Rescinded For Don McLean    Stereogum Don McLean receives Lifetime Achievement Award, only to have it taken away hours later    Consequence of Sound Award is offered — and rescinded — for 'American Pie' singer    SF Gate Don McLean Loses Lifetime Achievement Award Due to Domestic Disturbance    Billboard View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 02:48AM

Giannis and the Bucks have reclaimed juggernaut status    ESPN The Celtics Appear To Be In The Deepest Of Doo Doo    Deadspin Celtics vs. Bucks Game 4 score, takeaways: Giannis helps Milwaukee move one win away from Eastern Conference finals    CBS Sports Paul Pierce delivers some hard Truth to Celtics in advance of Game 4    Boston Herald Kyrie mired in career worst 3-game playoff slump    ESPN View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 11:04AM

Flooding wreaks havoc along Mississippi River, a transit hub for $1B in goods    Washington Post Little relief is in sight with rain in the forecast, according to the National Weather Service. View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 06:20AM

The palace and the press: after a month of privacy, a very public birth    Columbia Journalism Review Royal baby Sussex: Here's everything we know about Harry and Meghan’s first child    Telegraph.co.uk Meghan Markle Is the Duchess the Royal Family Needs    The New York Times Will Meghan Markle and Prince Harry raise their baby to be black?    Los Angeles Times Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, Gives Birth to a Boy    The New York Times View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 12:28AM

Why Turkey just became a more difficult ally    Washington Examiner Turkish Government Orders Revote After Istanbul Election Rebukes Erdogan    Slate Turkey Orders New Election for Istanbul Mayor, in Setback for Opposition    The New York Times Turkey Cancels Istanbul Election Won by Opposition    The Wall Street Journal Istanbul To Re-Run Mayor's Race After Results Tossed Out    NPR View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 01:00AM

Impossible Burger shortage in the U.S. may be a result of vegan/meatless movement    News3LV Burger King’s meatless Impossible Whopper will go nationwide    East Bay Times Veggie Burger Mania Hits Corporate America After Beyond Meat IPO    Yahoo Finance Grill without the kill: Beyond Meat and the alt-burger era are here    Chicago Tribune Meatless Burgers And Dogs That Will Change How You Grill This Summer    UPROXX View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 07:27AM

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Gaza’s homemade rockets still stretch Israel’s sophisticated defenses    The Washington Post Ilhan Omar's tweet on Israel-Gaza violence sparks condemnation from Republicans    Fox News Cease-fire between Israel and Gaza holding after deadly weekend    CBS News Gaza, Israel, and the loss of American influence | TheHill    The Hill Gaza has made its choice: It will continue to resist    Al Jazeera English View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 04:51AM

Veggie Burger Mania Hits Corporate America After Beyond Meat IPO    Yahoo Finance What Is the Beyond Meat Stock Price – and Is It a Buy?    Money Morning What Beyond Meat Can Teach Big Food    The Wall Street Journal Grill without the kill: Beyond Meat and the alt-burger era are here    Chicago Tribune Meatless Burgers And Dogs That Will Change How You Grill This Summer    UPROXX View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 07:19AM

Tesla CEO Elon Musk Confirms He Bought $25 Million in Stock    Barron's Watch a Tesla Model 3 quickly swerve on its own to avoid an accident at the last second    Yahoo News Tesla: Elon Musk Moves The Goal Posts, Again    Seeking Alpha Elon Musk's War On LIDAR: Who Is Right And Why Do They Think That?    Forbes Warren Buffett thoroughly explains why Elon Musk's foray into insurance will fail    Yahoo Finance View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 10:24AM

'Game of Thrones' Returns to Form With the Brutal, Intrigue-Heavy "The Last of the Starks"    /FILM Game of Thrones spoiler: The two words that have sealed The Hound's fate    Mirror Online The Real Reason Jaime Left Brienne at Winterfell    Yahoo Lifestyle Game of Thrones Did Brienne and Missandei Dirty    Vulture Dracarys! Is madness about to reign in Game of Thrones?    The Guardian View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 06, 2019 at 09:00PM

Sources: Lakers, Tyronn Lue working toward coaching contract agreement    Yahoo Sports NBA Rumors: Tyronn Lue ‘struck the right chords’ with Jeanie Buss by telling her ‘how much the Lakers mean to…    Silver Screen and Roll Los Angeles Lakers in contract talks to make Tyronn Lue their new head coach, per report    CBS Sports Ty Lue reportedly celebrates birthday with Lakers-themed cake    Yahoo Sports Tyronn Lue Celebrates Birthday With Lakers-Themed Cake    Cavaliers Nation View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 05:34AM

Manchester City have put Liverpool in a 'pretty absurd situation' - Gab Marcotti | Premier League    ESPN UK Epic Premier League title race goes down to final day    Malay Mail "Everyone was shouting DON'T SHOOT!" | Vincent Kompany on his astounding goal against Leicester!    Sky Sports Football Jurgen Klopp will make one of the best-ever Liverpool teams even stronger this summer transfer window    Liverpool Echo Manchester City teammates told match-winner Kompany not to shoot    ESPN View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 06:10AM

No survivors found in Mexico crash of jet carrying 13 people    AOL Private jet leaving Las Vegas crashes in Mexico, killing all 13 people aboard, authorities say    USA TODAY Private jet leaving Las Vegas crashes in Mexico; 'no survivors seen,' officials say    Fox News 13 people feared dead after a business plane from Las Vegas carrying boxing fans crashes in Mexico    Daily Mail Search for private plane in northern Mexico    Fox News View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 05:49AM

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Davenport remains flooded a week after temporary levee breaks    CNN Evacuations ordered following levee breaches along Mississippi River north of St. Louis    AccuWeather.com RAW: Flooding on the St. Louis riverfront and Arch grounds May 6, 2019    KSDK News Only the second time Mississippi River has ever exceeded 1993 level    WQAD Moline Flooding wreaks havoc along Mississippi River, a transit hub for $1B in goods    Washington Post View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 06, 2019 at 11:34PM

Which Bachelor and Bachelorette Couples Are Still Together? | E! News    E! NEWS The Bachelorette Reunion: Why Jen Schefft and Meredith Phillips Weren't There (Exclusive)    Entertainment Tonight The Bachelorette's New Favorite Feminist Song Doesn't Make It Suddenly Empowering    Refinery29 Bachelor Nation Reveals Their Favorite Bachelorettes of All Time    E! NEWS What's On Tonight: 'Into The Badlands' Stages Its Final Battle    UPROXX View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 04:33AM

Churchill Downs fixes technical flaw at Derby City Gaming    WDRB 2019 Kentucky Derby interference: Appeal for Maximum Security rejected after Kentucky Derby's ruling    CBS News Maximum Security owner to appeal; no Preakness    ESPN The Kentucky Derby decision was a bad one. Country House never had a chance of winning.    The Washington Post Why Kentucky Derby is shamed, stained by Maximum Security disqualification | Opinion    Miami Herald View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 02:47AM

Riley Howell’s Parents Say He Was Shot 3 Times While Tackling the U.N.C. Charlotte Gunman    The New York Times The parents of the 21-year-old student, one of two killed in the shooting last week, said their son had died as he had lived: headlong and helpfully. View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 05:16AM

Vox Sentences: 1 million species in peril. Thanks, humans.    Vox.com A million species are at risk of extinction, and humans are to blame; a ceasefire between Palestinian militants and Israel marks a temporary end to violence in ... from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 06:00AM

AIG Notches Turnaround in Key Unit    Wall Street Journal American International Group's first-quarter net income fell, but its closely watched adjusted operating results jumped 44% as a core unit posted long-awaited ... from Top stories - Google News May 07, 2019 at 02:45AM

William Barr skips another deadline to release the full Mueller report to the House Judiciary Committee. from BBC News - US & Canada May 06, 2019 at 11:01PM

Celebrities are revealing their interpretations of this year's theme: 'camp'. from BBC News - US & Canada May 07, 2019 at 12:16PM

The musician had pleaded guilty to enticing underage girls to send him explicit videos and photos. from BBC News - US & Canada May 06, 2019 at 04:34PM

She announced the arrival of a "royal baby" just after the Duchess of Sussex delivered her own son. from BBC News - US & Canada May 07, 2019 at 04:02AM

The owner of Maximum Security is to appeal against the controversial decision to disqualify his horse as Kentucky Derby winner. from BBC News - US & Canada May 06, 2019 at 08:05PM

This year's winners of Miss USA, Miss Teen USA and Miss America are all African-American women. from BBC News - US & Canada May 06, 2019 at 08:36PM

After his father died of cancer, Mikah decided to take time out and go on an ambitious three-year trip. from BBC News - US & Canada May 07, 2019 at 03:13AM

Luke Perry's daughter has revealed one of her father's final wishes was to be given an eco-friendly burial. from BBC News - US & Canada May 07, 2019 at 02:21AM

The Giga Pearl weighs 27kg (60lbs) and insurers say it is worth up to $200m. But its owner is in no rush to sell it. from BBC News - US & Canada May 07, 2019 at 05:07AM

Parts of the US Great Plains were hit with large chunks of hail and tornadoes over the weekend. from BBC News - US & Canada May 07, 2019 at 02:47AM

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