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U.S. Marines 'likely' to enter Venezuela, says socialist party No. 2    Reuters Russia's Lavrov says Venezuela dialogue should have 'no preconditions'    Reuters View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News July 28, 2019 at 04:28AM

Father charged with homicide after twin infants die in hot car while he was at work    KTRK-TV Baby Twins Die After Being Left in Hot Car in The Bronx, Father Charged With Manslaughter    Newsweek Twin 1-year-olds died after being left in a hot car for 8 hours. Their father has been charged, New York police say    CNN Twin Infants Found Dead in Car 'Foaming at the Mouth' After Being 'Forgotten' Inside All Day    Yahoo Entertainment Dad who left twins in hot car is a social worker described as an 'amazing' father    New York Post View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News July 28, 2019 at 02:31AM

Kathy Zhu, fiormer Miss Michigan, joins Trump reelection campaign after being stripped of title    CBS News Former Miss Michigan Kathy Zhu joins Trump campaign after ouster over 'offensive' social media posts    Fox News Woman who says she lost Miss Michigan crown for conservative views joins Trump campaign advisory board    CNN Kathy Zhu, fiormer Miss Michigan, joins Trump reelection campaign after being stripped of title    CBS News Woman stripped of Miss Michigan title joins Trump reelection campaign    New York Daily News View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News July 28, 2019 at 12:03AM

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NYPD sergeant found dead of apparent suicide on Staten Island    New York Post NYPD investigating off-duty officer suicide    New York Daily News View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News July 28, 2019 at 03:55AM

Minnie Mouse Voice Actor Russi Taylor Dead at 75    TMZ Russi Taylor -- the woman who voiced Minnie Mouse for more than three decades -- has died. Taylor passed away Friday at her Glendale home in Southern ... View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News July 28, 2019 at 04:53AM

Kentucky Teen's $250 Million Lawsuit Against The Washington Post Dismissed    AOL Judge dismisses Sandmann lawsuit against the Washington Post    CNN Judge dismisses Covington student's defamation suit against Washington Post    Fox News Judge tosses Kentucky teen's lawsuit over viral encounter with Native American man    Los Angeles Times Judge dismisses suit against Washington Post from Covington student who stared down Native American elder    New York Daily News View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News July 27, 2019 at 07:20PM

Slump Continues, Pirates Lose 6-3 To Mets    Bucs Dugout Zack Wheeler Throws Well In Potential Trade Showcase    MLB Trade Rumors Zack Wheeler victorious in what could be his final start as a Met    New York Post Mets club Dario Agrazal, extend Pirates' losing streak to 6    TribLIVE Wheeler notches win in return from IL    MLB.com View full coverage on Google News from Top stories - Google News July 27, 2019 at 07:50AM

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